My sad life

I was born in the U.S.S.R when the berlin's wall falled. I come to Chile with my family to found a best home, and sadly we found a lot of allergic people here. I am allergic to elephants, so i was happy, because in Chile you only can find elephants in the zoo.
When i was four years old, i discovered Checho Hirane, and inmediatly he was converted in my favorite celebrity ever. "Humor Prohibido" it's my favorite book of the human history.

My teenager history is very sad. When i was dancing for the first time with a women, i started to dance like a mad monkey, and with my hand i beat her so strong in his head provocating his fall to the floor. After that i never dance again.

My life is sad, very very very sad. I don't know what to do right now. I hope Checho Irane and Meruane comes to save me like Superman, and go to the end of the world with them.